The world is a beautiful and wondrous place — and so is “butt stuff,” but the important thing to do where anal play and the world at large are concerned is to make smart decisions. Floating around the internet are a bunch of x-rays of the asses of people who didn’t make smart decisions and somehow managed to get some pretty interesting things stuck up their butts.
From guns to homemade sex toys to regular sex toys to a fucking squirrel, these people had a lot of ‘splaining to do when they got to the Emergency Room.
Check out some of the craziest stuff people got stuck up their asses:
Crazy, right? It’s a mystery how half of this stuff ended up stuck inside someone’s rear entry, but this is the world we live in apparently.
Make sure this doesn’t happen to you. As The Doctor always says, “safe play is good play.” If you’re ever thinking of shoving something stupid inside yourself, feel free to check with the Doc first to see if it’s a good idea:
The doctor also wants to remind you that he has an entire store filled with stuff that is designed for people to use without explaining to their doctor why they have something crazy stuck up their asses. You should check it out and buy sex toys that won’t get stuck up your ass unless you really do something wrong.
Play safe and don’t try to stick a gun or a squirrel inside yourself for any reason. Trust the Doctor: don’t do it at all. If you feel the urge, call literally any friend so they can talk you out of doing something so monumentally stupid.